Wednesday, April 23, 2008

i'm baaaaaaaack.

word. i'm writing again. for me, for you; whatever.

the science teacher on my team is like, crazy ocd. really bad. not only is she obsessively nutty, (which, by the way, is NOT as endearing as it sounds) she loves to interrupt conversations, classes, quiet times with her annoyances.

exhibit a) the lady is 45. she bought a 'motorcycle' and 'wrecked' it twice in the same day. now, i use the terms 'motorcycle' and 'wrecked' very loosely. homegirl fell off a feet-up-30-m-p-h-putt-putt-along scooter. IN HER DRIVEWAY! but anyhoo, somehow, going in a circle in her driveway, she managed to give herself some serious scrapes. nothing traumatic or that required medical attention; just some scrapes and a few bruises.

but do you think 5 effing minutes can go by without her limping up to me or showing a 12 year-old passerby her "injuries"??? NOOOOOO!!!

sooooo, here's my quandry: a) what kind of IDIOT crashes a scooter in a driveway TWICE??? and b) she's 45! and she's showing off her bruises in that passive-aggressive way a middle schooler does!!!

ugh. is it june yet?

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